The awkward moment when you think in English and not in your own language.
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just saying hello to my new followers….
omg wat
i love you josh
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When someone likes you
Ok, who set you up?
Who dared you to say that?
Hah, bullshit you do.
Your percentage score for the right brain is 70%.Left brain:
I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate equations and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.
Right brain: I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feat. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.
I’m a mediocre left, and a wannabe right.
Take the test! I’m a balance of both :D
Your percentage score for the left brain is 51%.
Your percentage score for the right brain is 49%.
Talk about well-rounded.Your percentage score for the right brain is 57%.
Your percentage score for the left brain is 43%.Oh, I see.
Your percentage score for the left brain is 30%.
When you show someone else something funny you found on the internet.
You:
Them:
OMG EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I only have like one friend who understands the hilarity and awesomeness of the internet.
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just drank half a litre of coke
that shit is like dope to me. it gets me momentary adhd.
SERIOUSLY IT’S AS IF I WAS ON CRACK.
When you’re talking on the phone, walking around the house and you start doing random crap.
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